The activation

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You want answers to your questions. This world will not offer you those answers, that is not its purpose. Perhaps the answers you seek do not exist, perhaps to assume all ‘fact’ exists is stupid when its interpretation exists in so many forms. The form of the library knows resolution, the form of the library is pure. The form of …

I Am Displeased

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So to say that I’m in a bit of a mood would be an understatement. I’m absolutely fuming! Why am I absolutely fuming? People that’s why. I suspected what you wanted and my suspicions were correct. I’m not the bearer of justice, I’m not going to tell you what’s right or wrong because it’s not my job to judge. Something …

I forgot again

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What a bizarre dream I just had. Do I think that any of my old IT teachers from Sackville would know anything about SAS code? Of they wouldn’t, I could’ve taught them most of the course! Anyway I’m going to Wakehurst because it’s Sunday. Ta rah!

I forgot again

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What a bizarre dream I just had. Do I think that any of my old IT teachers from Sackville would know anything about SAS code? Of they wouldn’t, I could’ve taught them most of the course! Anyway I’m going to Wakehurst because it’s Sunday. Ta rah!

Well It’s Friday, Have Some Stuff

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Blimey someone’s had their weetabix this morning. The train driver drove completly past platform 1b and decided to stop at platform 1a. “That’s so rivetting Alex,” I hear you say. I most certainly have not had my weetabix today; I’ve managed to rub wax into my eyebrow and not my hair. I could go get it cut, but then it’d …

The Book 

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I walked into the library, I demanded answers to my questions. Library Alex just sat there quietly reading his book, a red coloured hard back titled “Tetracious Theory”. At first he ignored me, then his eyes darted to mine and back to his book in one swift movement. I heard the caw of a crow, it gently glided down to …

Numbers And Figures

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Let’s run some calculations, let’s plug in some numbers and see what comes up. Seventy-five chickens twenty ate cows how many didn’t? Not everything is supposed to be methodical, not everything is supposed to be logical. Perhaps I’m a fool for trying to explain the unexplainable. Every model has had a system, a method. The first model was the greatest …

You

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The clock read 05:30AM. I turned on the radio because I didn’t feel sleepy. It was raining outside so I stepped outside and allowed myself get drenched, I almost forgot I was standing outside until I looked at my watch. I figured that it was best to book a Travelodge rather than annoy my parents more after my huge shouting …

A Perfectly Disjointed Post, Just Like My Driving

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Seriously someone move that pigeon! It’s been two whole weeks why is it still here?  I can’t believe it’s still here and I’m not even sure if it is a pigeon now actually taking a look at it. I honestly think I’m gonna miss waiting for trains in October when I’ll be cursing (maybe cruising if I’m lucky) the UKs …

A letter from a subconscious muttering

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Dear Alex, Do you remember last year? I think you do. Does it feel like much has changed, because truthfully it hasn’t. Sure you’ve done things, you’ve been extremely unconventional to your usual state, but technically you’re still the same. Things might seem like they’re in turmoil right now, things might seem like they’re falling apart, but that’s only because …

A Tuesday Mind Dump

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There was a dead pigeon on the train track this morning. I’m not really sure how to feel about it. I think way too much about things, miss the obvious and adopt the opinions of others to shape who I think I am. I used to think everything about me was complicated, that I needed a whiteboard to explain it …

Clearing Things Up

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So my phone has just died on me, not sure what’s happened, probably heat damage or something considering it was sitting out in the sun the other day. It knew it was on its way out I guess, begrudgingly though, the phone I was going to get to replace it hasn’t been released yet. I remember having the same dilemma …

The Third Weekend Of July

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Things have become hectic recently. Everything is go! But enough about that, I’ll get round to that when things start quietening down and I can begin to see the carpet again. Anyway, here’s a run down of this weekend: Had a ridiculously hot bath. Went to Tunbridge Wells. Bought some new jeans in the next sale. Went for a row …

Brexit – It’s Now Real

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I suspected it, I knew it was going to happen. Could I stop it? No I could not, it was beyond my control. Did you really think I could though? When I woke up this morning at 05:30, I hoped that it was a nightmare. Brace yourselves everyone the people have decided that Britain should be single again, the pound …

A list of things I do on trains

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Place my phone on the table in front of me at an approximate angle of 45 degrees towards the window Read books Read over people’s shoulders Sleep Surf Engage in the sport of people watching Flick through the metro Have thought showers Scowl at people who cough in my face Answer passengers queries Listen to music Spy on people Watch …

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I’m pretty worn out today. I slept pretty lightly, last night, so I ended up reading a few books that I received for my birthday. Tomorrow I’m off to London for an event to do with my professional development framework. Today though, I abseiled down the side of my office. I have to tell you, it was pretty great, even …

This week I…

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Have eaten far too much cake and now feel rather ill. Was surprisingly impressed by my discover weekly playlist. Got my raspberry pi to respond to me by saying “Hey Pi”. Played Hacknet. Ran a bit. Had strange dreams about daleks, fish, oceans and space. Eaten lemons. Been to Guildford’s Waitrose. Bumped into my Ex in Guildford’s Waitrose. Forgotten where …

I actually don’t know what to title this one

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None of my birthdays have ever been exactly the same. I guess that’s what everyone could say though I guess. Last year was certainly the most outlandish birthday, in fact it makes the rest of them a bit rubbish by comparison. Still, the day of the birthday does play a vital role. Fridays in my opinion are always better than …

Musings Of The Linux Kind

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My computer decided that it was appropriate to wake me up at four o’clock this morning today! Seriously with a whirring like that, I’m surprised it didn’t wake the whole household up. Anyway, for about two minutes, it made a massive fuss and then just suddenly died. I ended up going back to sleep and sleeping through my alarm. Honestly, …